Penny's AirBnB turned out to be yet another brilliant find, which has, since our stay, made it onto the front pages of tourist magazines and websites. She had several independent apartments; ours happened to be the suite nestled in the top floor of the building, which meant the ubiquitous exposed beams figured prominently and you can all just come back for me later, thanks...
There's something rather thrilling about standing in a place where oppressed people were tossing body parts hundreds of years before the American rebels were tossing tea into Boston Harbor.
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| Slightly less exciting than human femurs, but also less prone to forensic experts showing up. |
Penny herself was a kindred spirit. A creative and artistic hostess who organized art and film gatherings for her acquaintances, she decided within minutes that we were part of her tribe and worth an extra mile. Or ten.
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| Probably because of moments like this. |
To our astonishment, after our initial icebreaker in her garden, she determined that our interests could not be served by mere public transportation, and promised that the next day she would drive us to several area attractions we would enjoy.
Accordingly, after a quiet morning expanding our palettes with scotch eggs and turkish delight in the market streets below us, we met our hostess and crammed ourselves into her tiny stick-shift for another vicarious lesson in navigating single-lane roads. Within a few minutes we were in the town of Cilgerran, home to the castle of that name.
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| Psh. A summer home. |
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| Clearly where Escher got his inspiration. |
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| Penny. Note her shoes and skirt, important features to consider later. |
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Among Eilonwy's talents: carrying a candle on her head.
Mental note: Pay a real photographer next time. |
Smaller, and set among less dramatic scenery than the other castles we had explored thus far, Cilgerran had its own charm - not least its relatively low crowds. I pulled out my costume pieces, much to Penny's amused delight, and we got a few more good shots.
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| She does not, however, iron her gowns. That s*** is for people who sit around embroidering cushions. |
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| He was keeping me from going over the edge again. You know, as one does. Sums up the whole trip, really. |
Cilgerran conquered. Where next? During our previous chats, I had expressed a little disappointment that our route did not take us near Puzzlewood Forest, a tourist attraction I had seen advertised during my planning for the trip. Penny scoffed. Puzzlewood, shmuzzlewood. She could do better. Back in the car we piled, and into a labyrinth of hedgerows.
Our hostess parked in what looked like the middle of nowhere, a hilltop surrounded by sheep pastures, got out of the car, and took her bearings. "It's been a while since I've been here," she explained casually. "I'm trying to remember the best route." In her sandals and denim skirt, she set forth across the uneven muddy ground, in reckless disregard of sheep dung, thistles, and nettles. We followed her, tromping along, and she blithely answered my anxious questions about whether the field owner would mind with bemused answers that finally clued me into the realization that private property notions are utterly different in Britain than they are in America (in short, in a "walking holiday" culture, you are legally allowed to walk almost anywhere as long as you don't molest people's animals or stroll into their houses and barns. Silly me and my ridiculous modern notions of land ownership!)
After a few minutes' indecision Penny resolved that we need to cross a barbed wire fence, which she proceeded to do, in sprightly fashion, despite her skirt and unprotective shoes. The Artist and I had somewhat more difficulty, but we finally wound up on its far side, crossing a small hill and then...entering fairyland.
The magical, mysterious, dark fantasy of Ty Canol woods awaited.
Hidden away from roads and villages, a tangled mass of gnarled, twisted trees, boulders strewn like marbles under smothering quilts of moss, under a dark and silent canopy, this place was the stuff of legend. An obscure and nearly-hidden plaque near its entrance explained that there were species of lichen and moss that were found only here. I'm pretty sure there are fae creatures also only found here, and that they would have liked to eat us for dinner.
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| This was after he'd spent a hundred years feasting inside that mound behind him. We're just purely lucky he emerged only five minutes later, human time. |
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| I did feel like I needed to ask the tree's permission for this. It said okay, because I was polite. |
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| This tree wants to hug you. And squeeze you and pet you and love you and name you George. |
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| So... |
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| ....many.... |
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| ...textures. |
Penny watched us with delight as we exclaimed over every new view, and we spent an hour exploring. I made many mental notes of the mood, the angles, the smells, knowing it would inform both my writing and art in future projects. But the day was waning, and we had more to see.
Next stop, a true tourist attraction: the remnants of Pentre Ifan, a neolithic burial chamber. I had seen photos of this one and wanted to see it up close, my bizarre attraction to standing stones already being well-established. At this point, we were on a time crunch and moving rapidly toward sunset, so after a short photoshoot we wrapped up this spot, denying my desire to sit and soak in the mysticism. I made up for that later with liberal application of photoshop to my images.
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| Not bad, but... |
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| Oh, see. That's more like it. |
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| Everyone's a comedian. He's pretty cute, though, so I'll keep him. |
Onward! I wanted more coastline scenes, and Penny delivered. Off we drove to the coast of Pembrokeshire, and...
Oh.
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| Hi, I'm Pembrokeshire. |
Oh...
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| ...are you okay? |
glruh
abughbuh
meep
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| Everybody stand back and give her some air. |
WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT PEMBROKESHIRE.
I kid, of course. This type of thing was also on my bucket list. I just wasn't prepared for the levels of gutpunching, heartbreaking, breathtaking gorgeousness it would be, and how much I would want to weep at what a short time we were able to spend there. The sun was sinking so fast we were racing against the clock, so I dutifully donned my costume one last time. Because as much as I wanted to just
be...listen, my 30s were ticking away, people, and so was this trip.
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| I am ignoring the swarms of flying ants I was sitting amidst, and that, my friends, is called good acting. |
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| That expression is because somebody suggested it was time to leave. |
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| A sunset farewell, fitting for our last day. |
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| I am not an amazon. Penny is just tiny. |
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This one was Penny's idea.
Moon goddess, which if you know the mythology here, was brilliant.
Shame the light didn't allow for a really good pic at this point. |
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| I am the blue speck back there. This was on the beach below. We build sandcastles in America, but welsh kids, I guess, are like "castles, pssshhh, we have plenty of those, you know what we need more of? STONEHENGE." |
Exhausted but happy after a thoroughly delightful day, we headed back to town and treated Penny to dinner, trading email addresses and planning to stay in touch. I realized at this point that if we ever returned, we would definitely need our own vehicle if we really wanted to experience more of what these places had to offer - we'd have never been able to see all this without Penny's generosity and set of wheels.
We slept, we rose...the next day we bussed to Fishguard and caught the ferry back to Ireland.
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| Fishguard. Quaint and...fish-guardy. |
There's not a lot to say about the rest, from this date, although I do remember some craziness about getting from the ferry port to the train, a night at a Dublin hotel, an uneventful transatlantic, and more idiocy at the Toronto-Pearson airport where we almost missed our connecting flight again thanks to the massive amount of inefficiency.
But we did, eventually, make it home to our nuggets, with heads and hearts full.
In the end, I still can't say if this trip was more for me or for the Artist. He swears it was the most magical trip of his life, and although he
does properly flatter me like any wise husband, I suspect he is sincere. We've been a lot of places since then, including the family trip I mentioned in the intro to this, but never on any trip where the elements conspired, after near disaster, to fall together with such a perfect combination of places, people, and experiences.
It's 2020 now, and I'm writing this on the 40-something-eth day of the Covid19 lockdown, wondering fatalistically if we will ever be able to travel past our city limits again without fearing for our lives. It's an interesting, bittersweet experience to look back on this, to have seen news reports of wild goats wandering through the streets of welsh villages in the absence of human activity, to know that the skies over Britain, as everywhere, are clearer and fresher from the absence of travel and manufacturing pollution.
I don't know what the future holds for us. But somehow, I am comforted, when I think of these places, the history there that has survived for so long and will continue, Lord willing, long after we are gone, the moss on the mountains, the trees quietly growing under the mist, before us, without us. One day even this blog post will disappear into the ether, for even the almighty internet is but a blip on the timeline of the universe. But for now, for me, it matters. And so I record it. For myself, and for others who may stumble upon it, seeking magic.
May those who wander, find what they seek.
~Dawn
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